steaming creamer

when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.

Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.

by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGK August 5, 2008

Screaming Indo's

Horrendous, excrutating and soul destroying indigestion/heartburn/dispepsia. Like having Lucifer pissing in your gullet.

Derived from the play on words between indo-china and indigestion

"George mate, I had a greasy samosa yesterday that had me reaching for the milk of magnesia, right proper Screaming Indo's, i was on fire"

by mmmicecream May 9, 2009

Screaming out the wazoo

to expel profuse amounts of gas over a short period of time.

Those chili dogs aren't treating me well. I have been screaming out the wazoo all night.

by Fillyp June 4, 2010

Steaming Tootsie Roll

A steaming tootsie roll is a combo move built off of the Cleveland steamer. After pooping on a females chest, you then make a rolling motion smearing the feces on their chest (aka. Cleveland steamer.) Following the steamer you begin to titty bang the chick. Once the titty banging is done you then ram your cock into her mouth to allow her to clean the crevases of your cock with her tongue to be free of any feces while you blow your load in her mouth.

While in Vegas for my buddies bachelor party. We cruised the strip to find a hooker that would let my pal Steaming tootsie roll her for $100 back at the hotel room. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

by FnLinLV October 15, 2012

Stealing December

A wannabe edgy band that broke apart in the early 2000s. Remaining member Brandon Langer is now a strings teacher.

Person 1: Hey, remember Stealing December?
Person 2: Yeah, the band our string ensemble teacher was in?
Person 1: Did you know they went on tour with Paramore?

Person 2: Yeah, Brandon Langer won’t shut up about it.

by Casko October 19, 2017

Screaming yellow Zonker

Yellow or green colored eye gook that sometimes harden to a crust.

Is that a screaming yellow zonker in your eye?

by Culligan shuberto December 24, 2020

the screaming welshman

While giving a man a blow job you grab his penis and sing into it like a microphone.

"Last nite I was blowing this random guy from the bar and I did the screaming welshman to a Britney Spears song"

by the one and only NED March 29, 2014