The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.
by TML88 July 08, 2018
A dirty strap is a gun that has been used to commit a crime or multiple crimes that can be traced back to that gun through ballistic testing or other methods if found on you.
It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.
It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.
A:”Did you hear about Jesse? They found him with a dirty strap and gave him 15 years for a shooting the gun was used in even though he didn’t do it.
G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”
G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”
by XIV Soldier July 10, 2022
Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.
Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.
Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.
by Spike the nail driver October 09, 2017
by femalenhancement March 13, 2023
Person 1 : I honestly think I've found the one.
Person 2: you met her two days ago. You had sex for the first time yesterday. Ya just strap struck
Person 2: you met her two days ago. You had sex for the first time yesterday. Ya just strap struck
by Jaikai March 25, 2021
1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 05, 2021
by Carson_dex August 23, 2015