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soma-splaining

A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.
Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.
by Borelia January 25, 2025
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retro-stanning

When you BEGIN stan someone, mainly a musical group that has already split or disbanded.

The term is inspired by the word "retroactive," which means "taking effect from a date in the past."

It's not really nostalgia, because you were never really there.

So it feels like you are stanning a period in the past, and you are mentally there.
1. Since JPop was gatekept for a million years, now I'm retro-stanning King & Prince as 5/6 members in 2025.

2. Retro-stanning *insert former famous girl group or boy band* because the hype is gone now.
by boygroupism April 19, 2025
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Back Pack Strapping

When you sneek up on some unexpected person and mess up their back pack straps
Kid 1: Hey go tray that person!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!
by MidSummersDream November 2, 2011
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Man-on-Man-Splaining

When you've run out of women to mansplain to, so you resort to men instead.
"Did you happen to attend last night's amateur radio club meeting?" "Yes, a lot of man-on-man-splaining."
by addat November 13, 2023
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S.A.W Strapping

Where a person is trapped in a Gimp suit and has to escape within a time limit or they’re pegged
Justin: “why the fuck am I in a gimp suit? Where am I” Jane: you have 1 minute to escape or you will be pegged” Justin: “What the fuck? Is this a S.A.W Strapping?”
by Pro S.A.W Strapper September 28, 2025
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