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Squirting Cheese

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.
Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"
by oust123456 July 3, 2007
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Juicey squirts

The redefined sexual position of 69 in which the person on top deposits diarrhea while the individual on bottom is orally licking the anus, drinking said excrement.
I just got a shitty perspective of life after my girlfriend gave the Juicey Squirts.
by OPENINSANITY June 19, 2017
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dooshy squirts

The end result of Connor eating too much guacamole, ranch, or sour cream. Usually happens after he eats a large burrito, or chicken with lots of ra
uh oh!! Connor has the dooshy squirts again!!!
by George Dooshington May 13, 2010
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Hershey Squirts

1. To excrete defecation into one's trousers; it is usually a thick warm liquid feel as it exits out of your anus, presumably while laughter is occurring at that moment.
2. Hell.
"Hot damn Johnny ! It seems i got them Hershey squirts!
by x_K6H00T_L3G3ND_x October 23, 2017
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cherry squirt

when a girl squirts during her period
girl1:what did you do last night
girl2:i was watching porn and got a cherry squirt
by butter noodled January 23, 2017
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Squirt shot

"John lets squirt shot again"
by troyeismylover February 10, 2017
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Squirt and skirt

Same as hitting it and quitting it. You have sex with a female then leave her in the dust.
Me and Hannah hooked up last night. She wanted a relationship so I had to squirt and skirt
by Beefynacho February 13, 2020
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