An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.
by Mpak July 5, 2009
Get the Sassy Squidsmug. Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.
The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.
by The Ass-sliging Fapper September 23, 2012
Get the Slippery Squidmug. by lealea November 8, 2003
Get the squid baitmug. A squid ring is the scientific term for female genitalia. The name is derrived from the sloshy, squidgy appearence of the fanny, the word ring is derrivitive of the big blag hole you stick your pork sword into.
Billy: Heyyyy Cassa, u so sxc. gotta nice birra sosage thats needin a slimey cuddle
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
by babooshkaaaaa April 4, 2011
Get the SQUID RINGmug. When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.
by Blingg June 7, 2013
Get the Angry Squidmug. a large gathering of squiddies or biddies, either really young or of milf status that a male can go to and pick which squiddie or biddie he wants to fuck either vaginally orally or anally.
Garrett: yo what you wanna do tonight?
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude
Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market
Marc: lets hit that squid market my dude
Chuck: yo bar-keep where all the biddies at
Bar-keep: down the block at the squid market
by squidguy June 18, 2011
Get the squid marketmug. 