jack squat

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.

Your car's worth jack squat.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 21, 2003

squat to pee syndrome

A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass

Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.

Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.

by Jaquan Jackson July 8, 2011

squanto

he is a very wise indian who lives in the back woods of dunbarton. at one time he lived in a indian village in squantam NH
now he is a lone wolf, trying to get back at the white man for what they did
he as the abilaty to apear and disapear

yo yo man, me and ian where sitting an assembly in school
and suddenly squanto just apeared next to us and said that we whree stupid white fools who shall pay

by trevor langley October 5, 2004

squally

another name for a cigarette. a spin off the term square

may also be referred to as a "squall"

hey dude, can i bum a squally off you?

by jiggaboopat June 27, 2009

Squatch

Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).

When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.

by mizrabull September 30, 2003

Squall

A Cigarette, singular to squalls

Squall? (cigarette?), I only got one squall left, I was just outside bangin a squall,

by Duss February 9, 2010

Squallow

not chill; random

Yo, you mad squallow

by rockingdaoneseven May 2, 2012