Spongebob Squarepants

A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.

1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants

2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!

by Deadasadodo August 1, 2012

Spongebob

When you are with a women and having relations and when you are about to come, you do it in her socks and then she puts them on.

Last night I gave her a 'spongebob' and she didn't know until she put her socks on to leave

by Rook360 October 14, 2008

The SpongeBob

The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.It is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped upper body with no waist, but very skinny legs. Hot on the heals of the Muffin Top due to the low rise jeans explosion, this is a look that should be avoided at all costs!

"you have such fantastic legs..but that outfit makes you look a bit SpongeBob.."
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents).

by Miss Marvel November 10, 2008

spongebob

an arabian sex move in which the girl takes her heavily used pad and wraps it around her man's dick, using it as a condom.

hey look at that girl over there. i bet she can spongebob real good.

by rennydan December 25, 2008

spongebob

a single cigarette, a loosey.....comparison to the infamous tv icon in the means of square,...using it to pertain to a square, one stick of tobacco, code name for a single cigarette since they are illegal.....

Let me get two black and milds and a spongebob.

Is that all sir? No, I want to buy this beer and also box of spongebobs. Newports please.

by Dr.Marten86 July 27, 2009

spongebob

A sex maneveur in which, while having sex in a tub, the male blows his load in the tub, while the female fishes up the load with her mouth (her head bobs in the water), then spits the load into her had and rubs it into her vagina, so to absorb it like a sponge.

Spongebob! Judy, Spongebob...!!! quick sponge up that sperm!

by hungryhippo234567 August 8, 2009

Spongebob

a very gay annoying little cartoon character that i worship on tv.

Spongebob: oh please will you stick this krabbypatty up my anus patrick

by xMest August 4, 2008