cbum situation

when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.

Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.

Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.

by Necrozma Beam October 3, 2021

Situational Trichotillomania

A temporary feeling in which you want to pull your hair out because of events or morons.

When I deal with her, I have situational trichotillomania because she doesn't listen.

by CoffeeSommelier April 29, 2010

shituation

A really shitty situation

Argh. This is a real shituation. Any more bright ideas, Einstein??

by CEDARTEETH August 27, 2013

Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014

situation

Ned talk for when there is trouble.

"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

spituation

What "Mad Dog" Tannen majorly found himself in when Marty McFly see-sawed da saloon's infamous brass container up and over said outlaw's head.

If Buford T hadn't ordered Marty to dance, he probably would not have ended up in da messy spituation dat he found himself in when Marty stepped on da end of da loose floorboard and launched da urn of tobacco-juice onto Buford's head.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

spituation

when u have no lube so u use spit

therefore your in a spituation

there’s no lube ben looks like we in a spituation

by Succ ess October 11, 2022