speed ball

when heroin is mixed with meth or cocaine in the form of shooting up. man you kids do not know your drug terms!!!!!!

man i speed balled once and i could not feel anything but everything and i was a wake for hours and could not do anything!!!!!!

by street punk sam July 5, 2005

low speed

Opposite of high speed. One who is not prepared, ready, and flatulating.

WTF MAGGOT U LOW SPEED!

by momexicans August 24, 2008

Speed Bump

You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by Not so Special K November 5, 2006

10 speed

road bicycle. back in the day there didn't used to be mountain bicycles, road bicycles, fixies, 'bents no sir. There was just a bicycle. If you watch "Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure" you'll see what is typical for a bicycle decades ago. Now there were some people who had a fancy bicycle that they raced with and we called it a "10 speed" bicycle because it had so many gears. These were road bicycles.

"Are you going to a race or just K-Mart on your fancy new 10 speed?"

by bonerici June 7, 2014

Speed Gordon

Speed Gordon is a fictitious man used as something to emphasise the incredulousness of a circumstance.

e.g to a person who has a lot of shoes, you would say "geez, you've got more shoes than Speed Gordon!" therefore, it is assumed that Speed Gordon has many many pairs of shoes, but you - amazingly - have more.

e.g when a person smells quite badly, one might say "Jeff smells worse than Speed Gordon!" again, it is assumed that Speed Gordon's odour is extremely offensive, but Jeff smells worse.

by HayleyJane April 8, 2008

speed bumps

Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.

She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.

by Dan May 14, 2004

speed swimmers

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.

Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!

by benormous September 22, 2005