why you single?

Means a female or a male is trying to get to the next level with you indirectly. Meaning trying to be the next person that you date.

An Example of Why you single?: Guy : I was meaning to ask, "Why are you single?" Girl: "Haven't really found someone interesting, yet. Guy: "Cool, how about I change that title."

by TMC23 January 25, 2014

Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.

Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.

by daltonjfk October 26, 2019

single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load

When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69

by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020

single nigga hours

3-7

Its single nigga hours at 3 to 7

by TookAnL September 27, 2017

Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.

My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available

by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022

single ply asshole

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018

single going out

when there is a couple and when they are together they are going out, but when they are alone they are counted as single leaving them free to do as will.
Therefor it is when you and a girl/boy are not officially a couple but you are more then friends with benefits

guy 1 - dude, don't hook up with her you have your girlfriend!
guy 2 - narr mate she's not my girlfriend we are just 'single going out' and shes not here so i can do what i want with who i want.
guy 1 - ohok mad bro, GO FOR IT!

by Joel121212 March 23, 2008