Single as a Pringle

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.

Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."

by Hamilton fan to the max May 10, 2020

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single

to not have any feelings for one specific person; no attachment or commitment to someone else

you can't say that you love someone with all your heart and committed and say you're single at the same time.

by for your convenience September 24, 2011

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singles market day

Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.

Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.

Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.

Bob: singles market day??

Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.

Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.

by Mr Sunny February 14, 2009

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Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.

As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.

by Yelsie December 31, 2010

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