simobrowsing

When two (or more) people are browsing a website at the same time in the same location.

Also spelled 'simulbrowsing'.

Sitting on the couch next to my sister, each on our own laptops, we both clicked on the same link to the same website, at the same time. We were simobrowsing.

by ryanANDalex July 14, 2009

Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

by Wilma333 May 2, 2010

Sicophile

A person who has a compulsion toward the twisted and disturbing.

Everyday I see some new sicophile on the news.
Jeffery Dahmer was a real sicophile!

by CowboyCarrie77 October 25, 2010

Simon Period

To explode period everywhere, and over-react greatly to everything... followed by being very dramatic.

Tom: Hey! :D
Simon: Tom, just fuck off.
Tom: you on your Simon Period?

by Tom224 November 16, 2012

simo-ed

To try some off the wall tactics and end up failing to achieve your goal

You really simo-ed your attack in clan wars!

by no drama June 5, 2015

simontini

A girl who gets confused for apple martini. Basically a girl with large assets.

"Oh my god. She is so Simontini today."
"I need a Simontini tonight"

by Profz March 12, 2016

Simone

Simone is a girl who is fun to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humour and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body but doesnt worry about what she eats, She can be quiet sometimes but it doesnt mean she isnt up for making jokes or having fun, She is practicly the best person in the world.
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her.

Simone

by lovesimone January 2, 2017