juan simon

He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.

Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy 2: Messing with a Juan Simon

by Si mi December 8, 2018

Simon Brocrotch

1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation

1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch

by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009

Haley Simons

she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️

Haley Simons is the most perfect human being ever

by erulccm nai June 2, 2019

Simon Wall

A math teacher. The best teacher. I wish I could have been given birth to him.

#LoveMr.Wall
I love Simon Wall!

by O30E May 18, 2021

Peeping Simon

A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!

Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies

by Paike Ford June 1, 2021

Anna-simon

Anna-simon is the most hot and prettiest girl from the whole school, she is also VERY smart and beautiful, and let’s not talk about that beautiful hair of her. I would sit here and would talk hours about it

Omg is that Anna-simon? She is so beautiful damnnn

by Louis_06 April 12, 2021

Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

by Wilma333 May 2, 2010