Shitty Buddy

A shitty friend that cancels plans last minute, or causes other inconveniences in your life, while bringing nothing good into your life.

Man, that Tony Gunk is a real Shitty Buddy,you know?

by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023

Shitty Fapple

When you have a shitty fapping session.

Ugh, everything's gone wrong today. I even had a shitty fapple today. Why can't I live in peace.

by I like pone butts October 6, 2016

Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.

Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010

Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

Shitty Ethic

when an employee has shitty work ethic

still doin the same mistakes talk about shitty ethic

by BumStatusYo November 29, 2018

shitty panties

Someone who shits in their panties and doesn't change them for weeks

Fran: Did you hear she has shitty panties?

by wackstuffiguess April 14, 2020

Shitty Kitty

Shitty Kitty - the sexual act of switching from the ass to the gash.

John gave brenda a swift shitty kitty.

by Gashmask23 November 14, 2020