semen dreamin

Waking up from a wet dream and noticing your pants are wet.

I walked out to get a drink of water and my dad asked if I pissed the bed. I said, "No man, the girl in my dream was riding me, I must have been semen dreamin!"

by Garfunkel99 April 4, 2021

Semi EIta

Semi EIta is hot af and the hottest on the Shiratorizawa boys volleyball team. He is alt and you cannot convince me otherwise. He is cute and pretty and beautiful. I'm not usually a simp but if he were to even talk to me, mean or nice idc, I would go to a private area and squeal like a swine. I would be blushing like an idiot. I have the biggest crush and the fact that he went to Shiratorizawa, works for the government, and is in a band in the time skip means that he's a rich bitch and I wanna marry him. I want to have his motherfreaking kids. He could step on me and I would care less. At my wedding, he could burst in idk do something to announce his presence and he could tell me to run away with him and to leave the groom and I would be out of there in a heart beat. He is...omg he's something else. I know that i'm not the only one simping here.

Friend 1: Hey who's that on the court?
Friend 2: Oh that's Semi Eita.
Me: Ima cheer for him.
Friend 1: You can't we go to a different school. That would be crazy if you did.
Me: You think I care because I don't now ima do it so stfu.
Friend 2: Please don't.
Me: GO SEMI SEMI!!!!!!!!!!!
Oikawa wtf?
Iwaizumi: Not this shit again.
Matsukawa: You got that on camera?
Hanamaki: Hell yeah.
Semi: 0-0?
Tendo: HEY THAT"S MY NAME FOR HIM!

by Issei Mastukawa May 26, 2021

Semtex

A word describing the act of “microdosing” MDMA by dipping your finger into the powder, licking it and then flushing it down with large quantities of wine or beer. You should repeat this process 4-5 times in one evening. It was named in Prague, Czech Republic and its name Semtex is related to this origin (Semtex-An explosive from the Czech Republic)

Dude, Laura destroyed her phone when she was leaving the bar yesterday.
How? Was she drunk?
Nah worse, she did Semtex

by nobitches77 March 23, 2022

Semi-branling

Semi-branling is a french slang word. It's the action of stoping mid masturbation, soo you can be ultra focus for your incoming game.

What you need to do is semi-branling so when you comme back your in ultra-instinc mode for the next game

by Guncem May 29, 2022

Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.

Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?

by Marbury965 May 6, 2011

sympathy semi

Semi erect penis following sympathetic embrace with girlfriend.

Girl: It's so traumatic, mum selling my childhood home.

Boy: Don't worry darling

*embrace*

Girl: Oh my god! Have you got a boner?!

Boy: Darling, it's a sympathy semi!

by Prahan Pirate November 8, 2013

Brandon Semenuk

Brandon Semenuk is a professional freeride mountain biker, born in Whistler, BC Canada on February 2nd 1991. He by far the best at freestyle and downhill mountain biking.

Did you see Brandon Semenuk compete at Crankworx 2014?

by AirMtb April 11, 2015