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go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.
(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"
by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013
mugGet the go take a selfiemug.

Selfie 503

A selfie that will turn another person on. Usually on Hinge you have the option prompt to pick Selfie #503 for your photo’s. This would have to be the hottest selfie on your profile.
“Hey what about him, he looks so hot in his selfie”

“Ouu- That’s his Selfie 503, I’d let him do ungodly things to me”
by planether August 20, 2024
mugGet the Selfie 503mug.

American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.
Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy
by Pshaum October 30, 2025
mugGet the American selfiemug.

selfie

a photo or a picture that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a camera on the smartphone and shared on the social networks.
My friend and I taked a selfie yesterday.
Elsa is alway taking her selfie in our class.
by Takeshi2k8 July 5, 2022
mugGet the selfiemug.

Selfie

A form of masterbation or self pleasure through fellatio or cunnilingus on ones self.
When Brehme does not reply in group chat he is taking a selfie
by Steve Mortana September 15, 2016
mugGet the Selfiemug.

Discount Selfie

A form of selfie taken with the rear camera on a phone without a front-facing camera. The phone is generally turned around, with the screen facing away from the photographer. Most phones without selfie cameras are generally less expensive, hence the name "Discount Selfie"
Ashley's phone didn't have a front-facing camera, so she took a Discount Selfie with Emma at the bar.
by 22warriorcat22 December 14, 2014
mugGet the Discount Selfiemug.

sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank
Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie
by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017
mugGet the sloppy selfiemug.

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