Sandor Selfie

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.

If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.

by Badkarma1277 February 6, 2024

social selfie

( to be abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie one specifically takes of themselves in order to put it on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.

Since I don't use social media all that much I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2014

Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.

I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.

by TKola July 28, 2021

Selfie

1: you taking a picture of yourself because 1) your a loner or 2) your bored

2: The most annoying song made besides Justin biebers, "Baby"

1: SELFIE! (Takes picture of self)

2: guy 1: Would you rather listen to Selfie or Baby for the rest of you life

Guy 2: i would rathe die.

by ANØNYMØUS November 1, 2015

Selfie

The act of jerking off to pictures of yourself or a mirror.

I saw Dave walk into the bathroom an hour ago with nothing but a shaving mirror, I think he's pulling a selfie.

by datboimang April 7, 2017

Selfie kink

People who love receiving selfies at night

Alistair defo has a selfie kink

by Rattus5 November 8, 2021

Mumbai Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.

You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.

by agenttexx December 28, 2018