White knuckled the bed sheets

clinching the sheets as tight as possible for fear of your life

When asked if I had anything sweet, I knew the only thing I had was my cheeks; therefor I white knuckled the bed sheets in preparation for what I knew was about to happen.

by LuckyBucket52 April 23, 2020

eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

bees_with_seeds

@bees_with_seeds is an amazing TikTok creator! :)
They are so underrated but have a large following of 1,080 followers! She is amazing and I love his videos. :D

Someone: Who is bees_with_seeds?
Me: An amazing TikToker! Check their TikTok out!

Someone: Of course!

by AutumnØwl June 28, 2021

The Wisconsin Seesaw

When a male puts a strap-on on backwards and fucks two women at once

Dude I can't believe you let your bro hit The Wisconsin Seesaw on your mother AND sister

by OrphanObilterator March 27, 2022

Unda da sheets

having sex with your mum in your bed

Unda da sheets... Unda da sheets... me and your muda makin your broda... under da sheets

by uderthesheetswithyourmum August 3, 2022

Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

A major case of the blue seats

That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.

"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."

by red phillips June 21, 2020