To chew up sunflower seeds (or any other kind of seeds, e.g. pepitas), spread someones' ass cheeks, and spit them into their gaping asshole. Preferably, the seeds will still be crunchy.
P1: "Hey man, where did you go?"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"
by elktf2 January 11, 2022
noun - To be a shadow seeder
Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.
verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.
Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.
verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.
noun - 'You're a dirty shadow seeder!'
verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!
verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!
by submissive&breedable June 13, 2024
by SueDohNiim July 22, 2017
1. When a man ejaculates so hard he perishes as a result
2. A Roblox game made by Fiddlepat and his colleagues that is currently in development
2. A Roblox game made by Fiddlepat and his colleagues that is currently in development
Morgue Worker 1: The man apparently died of Death Seed
Morgue Worker 2: That's disgusting man, also, did you hear that Fiddlepat is developing a new game?
Morgue Worker 2: That's disgusting man, also, did you hear that Fiddlepat is developing a new game?
by bigman2323 March 26, 2024
When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
by Markymark29 June 23, 2022
by WhatDFaulk August 09, 2024
Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
Invite from reed in a seed
by Professor not November 17, 2018