screaming seagull

When you are fucking on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, and put it back in. You both scream from the pain, amidst the cries of seagulls.

I was having sex on the beach when i accidentally gave us a screaming seagull.

by yogabbagabbaa June 15, 2009

Screaming black one

n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking and a hot curry. So named by the horrible screaming that follows the sun hot monster that bursts from your behind.

Jesus wept! That screaming black one felt like I was having my anus broiled.

by Captain Blackheart September 28, 2005

Screamingmonkeyelephantslopp

A loud, annoying, sloppy, chunky, female.
A female messbag.

I cant stand my roomates, they are such screamingmonkeyelephantslopps.

This party sucks, there are so many screamingmonkeyelephantslopps in here!

Wow, look at that sreamingmonkeyelephantslopp in the corner, what a fat slob!

by BigBiff April 9, 2008

scretching

A superior form of stretching. Should not be mistaken for stretching as the latter is used by those who are not "rad".

Armadillo's don't scretch because of their awesome armor plates.

Stretching is so out...scretching is the newest fad.

by armadillorox June 17, 2008

screaming hyena

Noun.
A horrible shit that is coming on. A bowel movement in which the backpressure kills your gut and blows an O-ring. Typically of a liquid nature.

Jimmy's big night out was rewarded by a 7:00am screaming hyena that awoke his neighbors due to his incessant shrieking.

by DrNarron August 30, 2005

screeching weasel

(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police

Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.

by CMoore014 September 9, 2009

stretching

another word or slang, for sex.

"hay, i had fun stretching"

"seline you wana stretch again"

by ELO.bX) July 13, 2009