School

Institution whose sole purpose is to convince poeple that they need it for some reason or another, ussually through degrading them and defining them as the unintelligent and treating them poorly when they do and do not buy in to what the place sells - this causing confusion makes poeple only quicker to grasp onto what it's selling just to make sense out of it's non-sense

12th grade student: hah! G.E.D. that's a good enough degree! i learned that in school, only idiots wouldn't go to school i know so because the school teachers are paid to tell me so, after all it's not like i could ACTUALLY learn anything without one of these institutions, i'm too stupid to, i know that cuz the teachers are always telling me that too! teachers are so smart, if they weren't then they wouldn't have done something so intelligent like taking on a really crappy paycheck just to teach me stuff! not like they'd be stupid enough to get a job doing something actually productive that actually paid well...

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 12, 2003

school

The place where you skip periods in the bathrooms, sitting on 50-year-old heaters. You don't even get in trouble.

Once I went into the bathroom and instead of being told to get back to my assigned spot, I was told to get off the heater because it might fall off the wall. o_0

A School Scene
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Teacher: Mrs. Biotch
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MRS BIOTCH: Get in your seats class. We've got some propoganda to drill into you. :)
STUDENT 1: We don't want to, you biotch.
Mrs Biotch: Detention.
Student 2: Come ON guys. Let's work!
Mrs Biotch: To find the area of a circle, multiply the radius squared times pi.
Student 2: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T GET IT!!!!!
Students 1 & 3: How can you not get it, you imbecile. -_-
Student 2: WAHHHHH MRS BIOTCH THEY JUST CALLED ME AN IMBECILE!
Mrs Biotch: Detention for both of you! No ridiculing MY favorite student. :beams at Student 2:
Students 1, 3-20: Erm, you only like her because she does all the work.
Student 2: So? I'm so smart!!!!
Students 1, 3-20: *sigh*
Mrs Biotch: Yes, you are smart! :beams at Student 2:
Students 1, 3-20: Come on, Mrs. Biotch! How can you be that shallow? -_-
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END

by Asti March 09, 2006

school

A place where you learn things, then unlearn those things to relearn the things you need to learn to take a test in highschool. Then you go to college and learn more things that you dont really need in the real world, college AKA school. Then after your done with college (average 5 years for underclassmen) you can go to work to unlearn the things youve spent 26 years of your life learning for the outside world to forget it all and learn more. Poit: school is pointless, but you have to go to have a life.

School is a waste of time.

by JDHaas September 16, 2005

school

A place where it is now impossible, in the UK at least, to get a decent education thanks to New Labour dumbing down the UK's schools, making exams easier than ever and generally ensuring everyone grows up stupid enough to vote them back in again. NL MPs go on about how everyone should be bottom equal in everything, despite sending their own children to the finest private schools in the land. They are also banning anything which encourages children to be competitiveness. The teachers are no longer allowed to so much as raise their voices, meaning teaching is even more impossible. Before long we will have an uneducated generation, aside from the super-rich elite. The founders of communist China and Russia would be proud of Tony Bliar and his puppet-masters.

The 'A*' grade was invented to con people into thinking children are coming away from school more intelligent than ever, and children who can hardly read or write are being awarded A* in English. Still, as long as the children of the rich do well, that's all that matters according to the New Labour despots.

by Stormsworder November 15, 2006

school

The place where we all have to go to for the first eighteen years of our lives, get every ounce of individuality squeezed out of us to create so-called uniformity, and everyone secretly hates each other but everyone hugs everyone else anyways. A big waste of time unless there is a good optional art program in my opinoin.

School is only necessary for minors. It really sucks sometimes.

by CharmedButObsessed September 11, 2005

School

A place where you are kept away from being with friends, fun, time with family, and relaxation. A place where teachers teach you things you don't care about and the just want money. BWA HA!

Now that school started, I feel like crap. I get up 7 in the mornin, learn usless things for 6 hours, then come home tired, do hours of homework, then sleep. Then i repeat over again.

by Lady Gagoo August 27, 2009

School

The place where you go for the first 18 years of life. You are stripped of almost all of your rights and no one cares about you. You go through very exotic forms of torture such as a technique called "algebra" or another one called "french". the place were you are fed strange and exotic foods that make your stomach hurt and ooze strange goo out of them when you bite into them.

Mom- "wake up, it's time for school."

Me- "Oh My Dear Lord. Mom, i got AIDS so i can't go today."

Mom- "WHAT?!?!?!"

Me- "Whoops, see, this is what happens when i get rushed....to go to.........school."

by AHairyGrowth June 11, 2009