Schmuck

Your an idiot and only black people can say it

Your a schmuck you bastard

by Abdinasirthefazekid November 6, 2019

Schmuck

Idiot basically

Albie is a schmuck

by Elvi14 April 5, 2020

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

schlutschenheim

the act of pouring a slushie of any flavor on a man's boy pussy and slurping it, before fucking them, inserting the cold feeling into their hole.

"Yoooo did you here about Abraham giving Nicholas an extreme schlutschenheim? He nutted so hard while receiving one!"

by fantasychick1 May 29, 2020

SchmittDick

To have a highly above average size penis. Both on length and overall girth.

That guy who was streaking had a schmittdick on him.

by Bladderdam August 10, 2020

Schmuck

Schmuck means someone being an idiot at all times, even before time

You’re an analiz
Always being an idiot like a schmuck

by C rhino October 5, 2020

Schmuckglitzen

It’s German for WAP.

Gurl hol on! I can read your schmuckglitzen usage in these jeans, go change.

by ireallyenjoyedtheemojimovie November 21, 2020