Ninja Sanchez

THIS IS WHEN YOU JUST FINISHED TAKING A SHIT, BEFORE WIPING, YOU RUN YOUR INDEX FINGER BETWEEN YOUR ASS, SNEAK UP ON AN UNSUSPECTING VICTIM FROM BEHIND (LIKE A NINJA) GRAB HIS/HER HEAD AND AND RUN YOUR SHIT STAIND FINGER UNDER THE NOSE IN A TYPICAL NINJA THROAT CUT MOTION.

FOR BEST RESULTS BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR FINGER IN THE THROAT CUTTING MOTION WHISPER SOFTLY,"ninja sanchez"

by ManBearPig05 April 2, 2010

greasy sanchez

The Act of whiping your hand around your sweaty genital area and slaping someone in a sliding motion.

Brandon Gave a Greasy Sanchez to Ryan.

by TerrorFox June 26, 2004

sanchez

a very gay man

an example for sanchez is not needed

by ozzierule13 October 15, 2009

Bloody Sanchez

Whilst banging a menstruating girl from behind, you knee her in the ass and stick your finger up her cunt and rub your finger on her upper lip, while yelling "you fucktard dirty mashed potato pussy fucker".

Both virgins on their wedding night, Ted and Jameka were consumating the marriage when Ted suddenly pulled a bloody sanchez.

by Bangin on Juices October 8, 2007

Dirty Sanchez

When a guy has anal sex with a girl then she gives him head and a shit mustache is left on her upper lip.

Yo, Dan gave Hannah a dirty sanchez last nite and now she has a rash on her lip!

by Jason664 September 15, 2005

Crimson Sanchez

While having a cuddle with your girl and shes on a four day bleeder, she runs a digit through her bloody slit and smacks you on the upper lip. This leaves a red moustache, thus the "Crimson Sanchez".

Her: Hey Love, wanna cuddle?

Him: Sure thing.

Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...

Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!

by Hooligan Hero August 22, 2008

Hairy Sanchez

When a girl with a hairy patch above her vagina sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.

When my girl gives me a hairy sanchez, I look like I have Ron Jeremy 'stache.

by RangerDan2011 December 16, 2011