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A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
by Royal Oak Douchebag January 17, 2012
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
by DougieT May 26, 2006
when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
by super mega poop December 10, 2013
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by biggerBill December 26, 2015
When a woman gets her period, which apparently is delivered by foot post from a woman named Sally. Oh, what a wretched job to have would that be. Like being served, she'd have to get creative and put them in pizza boxes for anyone to accept them anymore. Or maybe in this case, one gallon ice cream tubs.
I got a note from Sally yesterday, and I was not happy at all about it.
I heard Rebecca got a note from Sally right in the middle of her exam. It must have been so embarrassing!
I heard Rebecca got a note from Sally right in the middle of her exam. It must have been so embarrassing!
by woota8 June 07, 2011