Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here

well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA

by super mega poop December 9, 2013

Sally

Sally is a Gun

I got Sally why would I run

by Gds St hj September 19, 2022

Sideburn Sally

When you get to the end of the joint and there is basically none left but you keep puffing

All smoking in the Suzuki swift down the leisure car park and Kate Jones’s said “you’ve sideburn sally’ed that”

by Alejandro2475 July 30, 2019

Sally

She is scary, tough, sparkling and leaves without warning and dose not answer texts. Still love her though

Sally left us in England and didn’t tell us she was leaving.

by Weluvsall October 16, 2021

Lop Sided Sally

When one's nipples have one whom hangs lower then the counter part.

Hey did you see Sadie's Lop Sided Sally?

by Cocks. Mcgee. August 12, 2010