Juicey squirts

The redefined sexual position of 69 in which the person on top deposits diarrhea while the individual on bottom is orally licking the anus, drinking said excrement.
I just got a shitty perspective of life after my girlfriend gave the Juicey Squirts.
by OPENINSANITY June 20, 2017
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pumped squirts

the act in which one squirts sexual juices.
I had blue balls all week but finally pumped squirts with some grenade from havannas last night.
by youwouldntlike it November 08, 2010
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cherry squirt

when a girl squirts during her period
girl1:what did you do last night
girl2:i was watching porn and got a cherry squirt
by butter noodled January 23, 2017
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A SQUIRT SODA

A soda owned by the SEVEN UP DR. PEPPER company that has special internal properties and external properties.

Internal property is quencher.

On the dating site a redundant revelation as the external property.
I noticed after I drank a water and A SQUIRT SODA I have to PISS with urgency.

I notice A SQUIRT SODA really quenches the THIRST OF CANADIANS especially JUSTIN BIEBER.

Did you know that ASSH0LE on SQUIRT as I will tell you this DABRION as it's worth a MILIION DOLLARS in BRIBRRY MONEY the ENCORE gladly gave you as you were the CARR that the number 4 ad a good thing the FBI RAIDERS were looking for too ICE MOM at the WYNN as ASSH0LE got trespassed out of the WYNN for ,now over A SQUIRT SODA A JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE that coordinated a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB:MATTHEW O MADDOX.452 to show once and for all the WYNN ASCRIPTION at LOSER'S AT MGM was worth A SQUIRT SODA to drink and remember this " ALL PEDOPHILES ARE WELCOMED ". , cause UNCLE CRACKER MARK SHAFFER OF KID ROCK ROBERT RICHIE would not have it any other way.
by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021
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Squirt shot

by troyeismylover February 10, 2017
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Squirt and skirt

Same as hitting it and quitting it. You have sex with a female then leave her in the dust.
Me and Hannah hooked up last night. She wanted a relationship so I had to squirt and skirt
by Beefynacho February 14, 2020
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Hershey Squirts

1. To excrete defecation into one's trousers; it is usually a thick warm liquid feel as it exits out of your anus, presumably while laughter is occurring at that moment.
2. Hell.
"Hot damn Johnny ! It seems i got them Hershey squirts!
by x_K6H00T_L3G3ND_x October 22, 2017
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