Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."
by Kevin October 11, 2003
Get the sausage party mug.When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.
"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."
"I look like a sausage suit."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."
"I look like a sausage suit."
by bzang January 7, 2009
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An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.
Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc
Guy 2: Haha
Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards
Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic
Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
Guy 2: Haha
Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards
Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic
Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
by Ltsmashroks May 10, 2009
Get the sausage topic mug.Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.
These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.
How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?
I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?
I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
Get the Sausage vest mug.The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.
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