scatter the riders

Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.

When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.

by red_beard_neo April 8, 2004

Tip Rider

A woman who's all on a Mans jock, kissing his ass, wanting to ride his tip.

"Damn Son!! This trick keeps blowin up my cell and I want no piece of that. I'm sick of these Tip Riders"

by Twi-zan July 30, 2008

Ridonculous

When something is so totally unreal or absolutely preposterous, that the word ridiculous does not come to close to explaining it.

Any of the above definitions that claim to have started the word ridonculous in the past 10 years, are in fact ridonculous. The word ridonculous has been around for at least 20 years as I have known it all my life.

by Yoda December 15, 2004

KOBE RIDER

Usually a young boy and often posing as an adult, a KOBE RIDER is a 'person' that will defend KOBE to no end, infatuated and engrossed in a pathetic world surrounding KOBE "the QUITTER" BRYANT. They will defend him against any attack by another fan, stomp on anyone that notes his flaws, and will belittle other NBA players while making ridiculous claims without stating any facts to support these claims. In addition, what really separates a KOBE RIDER from the common fan is the skewed logic and complete lack of common sense. Essentially, a KOBE RIDER is a person of the highest point of ignorance and stupidity.... one who is willing to do absolutely anything and everything to glorify the player he believes in, while blindly ignoring the facts and opinions of others.

COMMON FAN: Son, Shaq was the leader during the Lakers' 3peat. He was the main man, nothing to be ashamed of.

KOBE RIDER: Where was fat, useless Shaq during game 4 of the 2000 NBA FInals? Oh that's right, he fouled out in overtime and KOBE had to bail that selfish ogre out.

COMMON FAN: Please kid, KOBE hasn't even won an MVP yet. He has lead the league in scoring only 1 time and this is his specialty. KOBE is a great player, but he has a long way to go before ranking amongst the all-time greats and nearing anything close to Jordan status.

KOBE RIDER: Did Jordumb ever score 81 points? 63 in 3 quarters? Owned.

by McRick_ September 16, 2008

Gay Rider

The development of misunderstanding the Free Rider problem.

Somebody mistook Free Rider as Day Rider, which in turn somebody else mistook Day Rider to Gay Rider.

See information failure

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 March 19, 2004

Nipple Rider

Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.

Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.

Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".

Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.

Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.

by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009

Rinor

smart cool and handsome enough to get a girlfriend without trying too hard.
he is pretty chill and outgoing ;) gets easily annoyed and angry often. he will kill for his friends and fans!

Jon: u cool
Rinor: fuck u

Rinor: i killed ur dog

Jon: k

by Rinor February 7, 2018