Redneck Blowjob

When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.

"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"

by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016

Redneck on a Vacation

Pabst Blue Ribbon and a Lime. Made famous in Richmond bars.

I can't afford a real vacation, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation. Or, I can't afford a Corona, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation.

by badger6666 February 22, 2013

redneck pâté

A slice of bologna on white bread, eaten open-faced like fancy pâté spread on a cracker.

Hey, Bubba, want some redneck pâté?

by mooongirl May 17, 2011

Redneck Wedding

A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.

Emma and Nathan are holding a redneck wedding!

by idkwhyiwrotethese July 31, 2018

Redneck Bidet

A lit cherry bomb is flushed down a toilet, and the blast creates overpressure which forces water out of the toilet trap, spraying the user in the ass.

"Nick is in the hospital after botching the redneck bidet."

by 2Vague February 15, 2022

Redneck babysit

The act of ducktaping a small child to the wall, or ceiling.

"I had to redneck babysit my cousin, so i could watch bluecollar last night."

by asdfghnjmk,l.; October 10, 2011

redneck court

THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW is like a redneck court

I'M gonna take my sister to the jerry springer show to get married by the REV. Snorr because it's the redneck court

by willy51$4 April 21, 2010