Redneck Bidet

A lit cherry bomb is flushed down a toilet, and the blast creates overpressure which forces water out of the toilet trap, spraying the user in the ass.

"Nick is in the hospital after botching the redneck bidet."

by 2Vague February 15, 2022

Redneck Mudflap

A sexual act, in which a person begins to eat their significant others ass from behind. The receiving participant then sharts, leaving a spray of fecal matter on the other involved participants face, similar to mud speckled on a mud flap.

My boyfriend said he wanted to try something new in bed last night. I wasn’t even two minutes in, he sharts and redneck mudflapped my face.

by Tmoorecmooretacomunch January 4, 2021

redneck pâté

A slice of bologna on white bread, eaten open-faced like fancy pâté spread on a cracker.

Hey, Bubba, want some redneck pâté?

by mooongirl May 17, 2011

Redneck Wedding

A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.

Emma and Nathan are holding a redneck wedding!

by idkwhyiwrotethese July 31, 2018

Redneck on a Vacation

Pabst Blue Ribbon and a Lime. Made famous in Richmond bars.

I can't afford a real vacation, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation. Or, I can't afford a Corona, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation.

by badger6666 February 22, 2013

Redneck babysit

The act of ducktaping a small child to the wall, or ceiling.

"I had to redneck babysit my cousin, so i could watch bluecollar last night."

by asdfghnjmk,l.; October 10, 2011

redneck court

THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW is like a redneck court

I'M gonna take my sister to the jerry springer show to get married by the REV. Snorr because it's the redneck court

by willy51$4 April 21, 2010