Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.

“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
“Depends on that Ranch Rate!”

by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018

Federal Funds Rate

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.

Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.

by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

Bate Rate

Defined as jerking off for an hourly rate. Coined originally by Eslizza.

Bate rate? That’s your day rate.

by Eslizza March 15, 2025

George’s Rates

When someone in the DHS group chat is being a snake and disrespect a girls property.

George-“Someone In here is actually a rat”
Finn-“everyone show last time you messaged her”
George-“but I’ve been messaging her”
Finn-“that’s George’s Rates”

by Finnnnevanssssss October 27, 2019

split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.

"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.

by Ottertail King June 28, 2011

mill-rate

Da degree dat da state BMV and/or local assessors "put you through da processor" when deciding what da tax-percentage of da absurdly-inflated supposed resale-value of your property or vehicle is gonna be this year.

It's hardly surprising dat Maine has da highest mill-rate in da entire country --- heck, our current governor is even NAMED "Mills"!

by QuacksO March 24, 2025