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Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.
Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019
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Putting paper in the frying pan

A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.
"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"
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Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.
Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.
by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019
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putputebola

A rare, but common disease caused by visiting uncle eddys frozen custard and 18 hole mini golf course.
My aunt Lauren has putputebola
by jonny3308 November 1, 2019
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Putt

Noun : f
Meaning fart, or person who reminds you of a fart. If you call someone a Putt, you don’t like what they just did. You don’t mean it though, just that you would rather not have them do that thing that you called them a Putt for.
I just ripped my shirt on this sharp branch!”
“Ugh, you’re such a Putt.”
by Heeeheeeeee September 6, 2020
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Putt

Noun : f
Meaning fart, or person who reminds you of a fart. If you call someone a Putt, you don’t like what they just did. You don’t mean it though, just that you would rather not have them do that thing that you called them a Putt for.
I just ripped my shirt on this sharp branch!”
“Ugh, you’re such a Putt.”
by Heeeheeeeee September 6, 2020
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Puttapoom

If you meet a Puttapoom you will probably not like him.He will be a GREAT wrestler so do not go too close to him or else he might take to the ground.but there is always going to be a secret about him.
Fun Fact:one Puttapoom in the world likes a girl named Zoe!
Puttapoom is a really romantic boy.
Someone:Hi Puttapoom
Puttapoom:(wrestles her/he)
by Alone girl September 17, 2020
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