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Genetic Prison

When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)
Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison
by Scythian_Albanian August 6, 2020
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prison golf

The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.
Me and Tyrone were prison golfing last night in the laundry room
by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017
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Prison Barber

On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.

So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
by Bubba the Gimp April 4, 2022
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social prison

When you are in a situation or conversation where your moral compass does not allow you to leave it, but the other person is not in possession of the social intelligence to read the room and notice your discomfort, nor able to acknowledge that their presence is unasked for.
My dad caught me in a social prison going on about the military but I didn't want to be rude and tell him to leave my room.

This mentally unstable guy caught me in a social prison the other day.
by simsam069 September 1, 2023
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Prison Pillow

A roll of toilet paper used as a pillow by an inmate in jail.
Issued a jumpsuit, slippers and a blanket, the inmate grabbed a roll of toilet paper to use as a prison pillow for his bunk.
by dcafn8ed October 22, 2012
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Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.
Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"
by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021
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Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.
John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.
by gizaclue October 8, 2014
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