Prison Wallet

Your asshole, and used to store personal belongings in prison, maybe even more ;)

"Yo mane, I still got a shank in my PRISON WALLET."

by Yespleez September 15, 2022

Prison Puppy

A prison puppy is a child that is birthed while the mother is incarcerated.

Jerry: "Shawty, your kid is mad annoying."
Dave: "Yeah girl, get your prison puppy under control."

by prisonpuppy101 February 6, 2023

Prison Wank

Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.

Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 29, 2022

Prison Colonoscopy

When you in jail and they think something might be up your ass so they reach in there and check.

Hey this kid has a Cop Cam shoved up his ass let's give him a prison Colonoscopy

by Lovepanda79 December 12, 2021

Rubber Prison

A slang term for condoms

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.

by JimHobbs August 13, 2016

prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014

British Prison

Australia

Bruce: Yeah, mate i'm from good ol' British Prison

by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020