Pretty Hurts

A phrase to describe the horrors the beauty industry has on women.

(Popularized by Beyoncé's song of the same name.)

Jessica: I had 2 surgeries on my lower abdomen.
Nate: Ouch. Pretty Hurts.

by COKEDIGGER101 July 10, 2022

Pretty Leah

A woman so beautiful she makes your heart flutter, A woman so beautiful she makes you "nervy" (nervous). You almost get blinded by her beauty; When you have a dream about this girl you will never forget it. This woman is so kind You'll question If anyone was ever this nice to you.

Omg thats a "Pretty Leah" she always has so many friends due to her being a "Pretty Leah"

by Kyoto-- October 5, 2022

Bed Pretty

The candid state of appearance for one who has gotten a good nights rest, often as observed by one’s romantic partner.

“I gotta get in the shower; I’m looking bed pretty”

by DonnyDerico January 16, 2022

pretty cry

The only thing Hye-ji from Cinderella and The Four Knights was useful for. I get it, I liked her too but really, tell me something else about her that isn’t related to Hyun-min or Ji-woon. Anyway, pretty crying takes a lot of effort and isn’t very pleasurable. If you want to weep, feel free to go all out, Psalm 6 style. If it helps, you can do what I do and cry in secret. You don’t need to manage your tears or appearance with yourself or The One Above. Hopefully, you feel better, my love xx

“I am worn out from sobbing. All night I flood my bed with weeping, drenching it with my tears. My vision is blurred by grief; my eyes are worn out because of all my enemies.”
Psalms 6:6-7 NLT
You can very much bet this wasn’t a pretty cry.

by A_christian_on_urbandictionary May 15, 2022

Pretty Ryan

A pretty girl will will get some money and she’s super artistic.
A jack of all trades this girl got talent.

Pretty Ryan gonna win.

by Biggest gift December 9, 2021

dumb pretty

Someone who is very very pretty

John: Yo you see that girl over there?
Timothy The III: Yeah yo, she dumb pretty

by 730joe October 21, 2019

Hallmark Pretty

A blonde woman who looks pretty, like the girl you know from high school, but is not as pretty as Hallmark wants you to think she is. Alternate, she isn't pretty enough to get that prince or hot farm hand.

That girl definitely isn't ugly, but she's not hot either. She's Hallmark Pretty.

by Poopfacezoe2020 November 20, 2020