pretty mike

A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.

Look at how pretty Mike dances.

by BB _Wolf May 5, 2020

Mountain Pretty

A woman, primarily from the hills of southwestern Pennsylvania, who after years of self-abuse, via drugs or life, is still looked upon as beautiful by the local, mostly meth-addicted, populace.

Fred: Mmm. That Frida sure is pretty.

Me: Sure, dude. Mountain pretty.

by Gottagobye February 14, 2023

Pretty Patty

a colored krabby patty

a pretty patty is food.

by anthony443894893 December 6, 2017

pretty crappy

you searched this up so it said

"get a pretty crappy mug for your sister"

by Finding a name is hard September 29, 2020

Lookin Pretty

these were press-on peel- off Dress-Up Dolls from the 1980's made by The Ohio Art Company

That Dress is Lookin Pretty. Think we can Peel it off?

by the Zombie god March 22, 2011

Pretty as a friend

Someone who is certainly pretty, but, to the person declaring it, is not pretty enough to be attracted to sexually.

"I don't get it, Taffy, he plasters my picture all over his Facebook page but he's sleeping with this other chick."

"He must think you're pretty as a friend."

by LolaBorealis September 13, 2011

pretty at everything

Gifted in every aspect of life; phrase used by Big Sean in his song "One Man Can Change the World."

I hope you get the pretty girls that's pretty at everything.

by daynine October 5, 2015