Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

Premature Retweetulation

When you retweet someone's link on twitter without reading it, only to realize later it was a big mistake.

Before I read it, I retweeted @Dummy who had a bullshit link about aliens being responsible for the Times Square Bombing...That was a bad case of premature retweetulation.

by Twitster May 11, 2010

Premature etextulation

When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!

Why did I send that? I just had a premature etextulation!

by Smurph69 July 21, 2014

Premature Speculation

talking about something without knowing the facts, without knowing what the hell you are talking about, pure speculation

Repeating something you overheard or read on facebook without knowing if its true or not.

Talking about what goes on at "band camp" without ever having been to band camp

The fact that she just read it off the facebook and didnt check her resources make it premature speculation

by Dereklynn September 14, 2012

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

premature star

When you star a level in Mario Maker before you beat it. Typically happens accidentally when trying to start a level over from the beginning.

Aw man, that was a premature star! I wasn't ready to star the level, yet!

by 2CanBot June 9, 2016

premature inebriation

The act of getting drunk too soon before a scheduled drinking event, often caused by excitement for that event.

Pumped for the game tomorrow, they stayed up late and broke into the tailgate booze. Their premature inebriation left them too hung over to cheer the next day.

by Tommy Goggles August 1, 2012