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dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.
Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..
by samfisher09 August 16, 2018
mugGet the dead portmug.

Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).
Muy just forest ported sth.
by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022
mugGet the Forest Portmug.

Port rack

Shelf outside classrooms to put backpacks (ports) on.
"School's about to begin, make sure you put your port on the port rack"
by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021
mugGet the Port rackmug.

port mob

by Nunya2288 December 16, 2018
mugGet the port mobmug.

Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)
His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port
by Theology 101 May 30, 2018
mugGet the Hella portmug.

Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.
i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend
by Liondcat April 8, 2015
mugGet the Windward portmug.

Port

Port Macquarie, a city in New South Wales with just over 50,000 people last time I looked. Middle-class, conservative (Liberal-National Coalition), full of retirees and holidayers. Expensive for a regional city though. Located in the Hastings Region of the Mid North Coast.
Port is where you’ll find the Billabong Zoo and the Breakwall amongst other things.
by MinecraftBloke123 May 31, 2023
mugGet the Portmug.

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