Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.

While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.

by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

Max points

A game with friends involving sexual acts which equal certain points. The aim of the game is to achieve the highest amount of points or achieving "max points"
Kiss = 10 points
Snog =15 points
A cheeky touch = 20
Anything more sexual = 50
THE DEED = MAX POINTS

Hey ;) kiss me and you can give me 10points" or "Hey fancy MAX points ;)

by Desusa October 21, 2010

Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012

Beach Points

1. A type of points that are needed for a guy to go out with a girl. The more Beach Points you have, the better of a chance you have with a girl.
2. This can be a good 1st impression when meeting a girl you want to go out with.

Hey man, you gotta earn some Beach Points with that girl you wanna go out with!

by kittymomma February 8, 2010

Pointe-Claire

Pointe-Claire is a town located on the West Island of Montreal, in Canada, it has a population of 31000 and a recent survey shows that 24500 out of 31000 have admitted to having some sort of fetish for the premier of Quebec Francois Legault, and another 5500 have admitted to having wet dreams about a Canadian Prime Minister candidate in the 2021 elections, with 800 for Justin Trudeau, 1250 for Erin O'Toole, 400 for Jag meet Singh, 3000 for Maxime Bernier, and 50 for others. The main language is French, due to the 101th law stating that all must speak French. Another study shows that 1 out of 31000 has admitted to being a vegan activist.

Pointe-Claire was the host city of the West Island jackoff festival in 1974, 1983, 1992, 1999, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2012 and 2021. In 1974, only 300 people participated to the festival, but in 2021, over 40000 people participated, showing that Pointe Claire is a very popular location for the festival, due to the advantage of many hornists present there.

by SEEL_dev October 3, 2021

fluffy point

A fluffy point refers to easily attained points in course grading. This includes but is not limited to simple extra credit assignments and credit given out of pity.

I currently have a 74 in the class. I wish there were fluffy points so that I could have a higher grade.

by OB111 April 15, 2009

Griddy Points

Griddy points are ohianese points that are used when u watch kai cenat and learn his skibidi rizz.
When you rizz a baddie Ishowspeed and Kai cenat award you griddy points

Did you know i have skibidi rizz

Baddie : Omg i want u

Kai cenat - Here are 5 griddy points

by dfhjdksldkjchb November 8, 2023