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Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.
"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"
by Wiberger September 20, 2021
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Pocket Gnome

A pocket sized woman who spends the entire day rubbing on the owners penis.
"I just got me a pocket gnome man, now i got wet spots all over my jeans!"
by Cherrijello February 26, 2009
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pocket pompadour

A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.
Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".

Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"
by viachicago November 8, 2011
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Pocket Cracker

A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)
Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker
by Slight_Mistake August 26, 2021
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Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.
Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!
by sneak fucker July 1, 2011
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Dick Pocket

Dick Pocket ( or Condom or Pussy): anything that can cover a Dick. such as a condom, vagina, mouth, ass, or hand. and many more
Logan: WOW! Balyee, you can use many parts of your body to become a Dick Pocket
Baylee: thanks. I try. my feet were hard to use as one
by get CLAPPED girl February 26, 2019
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Hitting a Pocket

When you become way higher than you expected to and feel fucking amazing.
"Dude, I can't feel my legs. I think I'm hitting a pocket."
"Hey did you hit a pocket? You look way zoinked out"
"If you're trying to hit a pocket, rip this bong"
by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018
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