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pocket pompadour

A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.
Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".

Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"
by viachicago November 8, 2011
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Pocket Gnome

A pocket sized woman who spends the entire day rubbing on the owners penis.
"I just got me a pocket gnome man, now i got wet spots all over my jeans!"
by Cherrijello February 26, 2009
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Pocket Cracker

A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)
Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker
by Slight_Mistake August 26, 2021
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pocket tap

When somebody literally puts his hand on another’s pocket in attempt to see what is in it; in order to steal from them.
You gonna let another man pocket tap you?
by JerseyJosh July 15, 2020
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Hagrid's Pocket

Derived from classical form of the 'Wizard's Sleeve', Hagrid's Pocket being reserved for a rather hairy, large, loose and dirty form of the 'Man-hole'.

Further connotations in that Hagrid, not being a proper wizard, infers likewise on the quality of said pudenda.
holy lord, she was fine up-top, but I thought I put my hand in Hagrid's pocket when I ventured south!
by von hinton November 19, 2010
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Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption
Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some
by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017
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thirst pocket

Inspired by Sparkle brand paper towels, and commonly used in Cincinnati, OH, this term describes a person with relentless audacity to pursue one's goal (either positive or negative). A group of thirst pockets is called a Thirst Pocket Family.
The pool of eligible people to date in Cincinnati is dismal. These thirst pockets don't know how to take 'No' for an answer, most of these dudes are so creepy.
by ancientalien88 January 18, 2017
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