Plastic Lasers 

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

Plastic Lasers by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Plastic Bag 

When you do not have a condom

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.

Plastic Bag by Ace Kaye December 4, 2021

Plastic Express 

Originally man made from the United States. Largest retail seller of plastic dildos.

Have your seen the new release from Plastic Express?

Plastic Express by Nattylightice February 11, 2022

Plastic Power 

"Fake power" as in people who control others through the use of technology such as advertising, and propaganda. Usually politicians use this to control mainstream media to implement false/wrong ideas before they are elected into office. "Real power" does not exist as everyone in todays world does not care enough to give a damn.
First used in Goriilaz' "Rhinestone Eyes" music video

"Companies use plastic power to persuade you to buy their products by making a commercial and making you feel like you need their product"

Plastic Power by Poweroff February 12, 2022

plastic fan

A plastic fan is someone who supports an oil team, such as PSG or Manchester City.

Jake is a plastic fan: he supports Manchester City.

plastic fan by so called plastic fan March 6, 2022

Plastic Maori 

A person of Maori Decent who does not confine to traditional Maori stereotypes and social norms .Eg not liking seafood or boil up

aye bro stop being a plastic maori

Plastic Maori by Coolo Jay March 25, 2022

Plastic Fan

Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.

I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.

Plastic Fan by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022