Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.
by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025
Get the Philly Chili Dogmug. When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.
by binzington November 23, 2023
Get the Philly pipelinemug. I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!
by Barfmeister August 6, 2018
Get the Philly Surprisemug. When you finger a girl while she is on her period and when you pull your hand out and there is blood on your finger you wipe it on your face like football eye paint
by melikebooty October 8, 2018
Get the Philly bloodlinemug. an amazing person that is caring, beautiful, and smart. she could pull any guys or girl she wants. she is the best person
by iheartfeet August 20, 2021
Get the Phillymug. A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.
by Jimbobnutcalamity May 26, 2018
Get the philly pretzelmug. 