philly pretzel

A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.

“Sex last night was great! I even gave her the ol’ Philly Pretzel and she loved it!”

by Jimbobnutcalamity May 26, 2018

Philly Joe Giraffe

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.

Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!

by The Abstract April 15, 2009

Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one

I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!

by Barfmeister August 6, 2018

Philly Brotherly Love

During a 3 way, when the other man’s dick falls out, you reach down and guide it back in, and in the process of doing so, you give his dick a few extra strokes to bring him back up to speed.

Me and my bro Vinnie were tagging this hood rat when I noticed his junk fell out, so I reached down and gave him some Philly Brotherly Love.

by Clam Digger December 3, 2023

philly words

Cutting edge slang.

"What are the latest Philly words?"
"Oh that's glizzy guzzler"
"What's it mean?"
"A ho who sucks a lot of dick"

by anonymous October 13, 2023

Philly bump

snorting a drug typically ketamine or cocaine out of a nitrous balloon

I got so fucked up after doing that philly bump last night.

by Ekimccm January 6, 2022

Philly bloodline

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and when you pull your hand out and there is blood on your finger you wipe it on your face like football eye paint

yeoo bro why is there blood on your face? c'mon bro i just did a philly bloodline

by melikebooty October 8, 2018