Phantom Karl

To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.

Tom awoke to the odor of a steaming Phantom Karl with no sign of perpetator to be found.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

phantom-poof

Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.

After letting out some gas, Jim phantom-poofed into Jon's face.

by Dan Haber December 3, 2005

phantomware

A hyped product that is delayed, never released, and costs the company and its investors millions of dollars. It is derived from vaporware.

The Phantom game console is just phantomware.

by T_S June 3, 2006

Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.

Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"

by bguiou November 4, 2010

Pandora Ring Around

When you create a pandora station based on a song, but never seem to hear said song.

I created a Sandstorm radio, and it took me a week to actually hear it! I got the pandora ring around.

by Mr. Brosepth the third April 10, 2011

The Phantom Menace

A threesome involving three men. Often two of which are in a relationship, hence the third party is the 'Phantom Menace' of the encounter.

'Hey Karl, me and Jonny are feeling adventurous tonight, fancy being the Phantom Menace?' Asked Frank.

Karl solemnly agreed.

by Quanks November 1, 2012

Phantom tax

A phrase popularized by a tiktok soundbite that aims to convince the general audience that gen z lingo is foreign and incomprehensible. The term itself has no other origin or purpose. Similar to other terms such as "skibiddy"

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, you're so skibiddy, you're so Phantom tax.

Friend A: bro, gen z has some wild slang I don't understand any of it, wtf is Phantom tax?

Friend B: idk bro probably just some shit they made up to make us feel old.

Friend A: oh that's annoying.

by 9433 October 8, 2023