Nazi Shit Perp

When the bathroom is occupied forcing you to take a fat mike wasowski shit in the neighbors toilet without wiping or flushing and leaving EPIC shit stains in the bowl of the toilet and wiping a picture of nazi shrek on the wall and exiting the house nude screaming fire in the hole

Did you see that nude man run across the street? He just laid a Nazi Shit Perp in brads toilet!

by ShReKsHiTz January 9, 2021

Perky

When a man loves a woman enough he allows the woman to shit on his face. Making him feel perky

I let my wife perky me last night it was amazing

by beerchugger35 February 24, 2009

peppy pride

a club for males whom are owners of a pathetic sized penis, no larger than 2 inches erect.

My own.

by Stratta May 9, 2003

Perpendicts

It is the plural shortened word for perpendicular bisector.

Line A Perpendicts line B

by acdc23455 February 18, 2011

Perpetual smiling eyes disease

A neurophysiological disorder that occurs in certain people (usually a girl, usually named Kalina) who are irrationally happy all the time. As a result, they are never able to stop their eyes from smiling, even with strenuous effort. It is a very unfortunate condition that causes immense career success and likability. Condition is currently incurable and is spread by direct interaction with others. Please beware.

Jim: “Kalina! What happened with your face?”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”

by A chocolate flavored quark August 20, 2019

Percy

Short term for the drug percocets.

Dan: O shit these are some good percocets, Im good.
Joe: You want another?
Dan: Nah my nose is burning like madd.
Joe: Stfu u pussy, hit up another percy.

by Gangster February 29, 2004

perkys callin

Another term for a booty call!

*phoke rings* "uh oh perkys callin!"

by Eliji June 6, 2017