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Robert Pattinson

Sexysexyyy man,best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight and Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He has also been in lots of other films:
Little Ashes
Vanity Fair
The Haunted Airman
The Bad Mother Handbook
How To Be
The SummerHouse
He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever.
But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it!) :D
> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :)
Sorry guys :)
**not real names, made - up names used.
oh, he's so sexy"
"Just like Robert Pattinson!"
by PrettyFace May 17, 2009
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Nicole Watterson

When someone gets extremely angry for some reason. For example, people act like Nicole when their friends hang up, if they get dumped, and if they get sent to the principal's office for no reason.
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Robert Pattinson

The best thing to happen to Hollywood since .... well, ever.

Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.
Robert Pattinson is brilliant and amazing. End of story.
by popculturejunkie October 23, 2011
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The act of intentionally or unintentionally cumming in the form of a shape or pattern.
As cum pumped out of Billy's penis and onto Jen's back, he realized that his cum was in the shape of a heart-a cum pattern.
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Stinky Peterson

You take your dick in ya hand a slap a gnome till you cum' and then flush the toilet and stick the dick in the water!!!
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A last name common among inbreed people.
He must be a Peterson,(under breathe) fuckin inbreed
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robert pattinson

a british actor who became well known for his performance as Edward Cullen in the twilight movies, but his true talent is shown in his more recent film Water For Elephants. He has been named one of the sexiest men in america and is gorgeous. He smokes, and drinks, and doesn't wash his hair but his fans don't care - he's sexy.
girl: omg... robert pattinson is so sexy!
other girl: i know! i love his hair, and his face! he's amazing
by lolorannie January 1, 2012
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