pastry game

A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry

"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."

by Jack Hofferman April 3, 2015

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

Pastry ghost

When you white as fuck

Damn you are a pastry ghost looking motherf******

by mrmhr July 2, 2015

pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.

I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas

by Grimshackle December 24, 2016

Pastry puff

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy

Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?

by Cancer99 January 8, 2017

Pastramitize

V. To scare someone with vast quantities of meat, often pastrami

The Brazilian buffet pastramitized every vegan in town.

by NikolaiDR February 3, 2017

pasik

Good guy named Paul (Pavel).

My name is Pasik

by Pasik May 17, 2017