Parenthesis

Half an ounce, usually of marijuana. Derived from the "O" which stands for an Ounce, if taken in half a "(" parenthesis is formed.

"So put the parenthesis here?"
"Yeah"
"Aight Thanks"

by ajj0017 December 19, 2014

parental guidance

The act of two lovers having sex on their parent's bed.

"we safe sex under parental guidance"

by Maithrui October 6, 2004

Paden

Having recieved your pay check.

I haven't been PADEN for three years!

by sammy lammy ding dong January 31, 2003

padenda

When you throw a punch at someone and you just catch the end of their nose; the waggling action of an almost-punched nose tip.

The punch caused nothing more than a slight padenda.

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

parentheses

a woman's sexual organ. ()

parentheses: 8==D ()

by kozsmack January 14, 2011

parent abuse

when a child is beating his mother or father

(Dad)"I'm sorry that i didn't buy more cookies for you"
(Son)" You better be sorry, your gonna get your ass whooped so hard "
(Dad)" Nooooooooooo"
(Son " parent abuse haha"

by The booty master 9000 February 24, 2017

Paden

The most idiotic and ignorant person alive. Paden's are always into literature and are huge Shakespeare fans. Most often times Paden's are also lesbian. They have a short temper and think they're the smartest people alive.

Person 1: Yo what class you got next?
Person 2: Paden bro.
Person 1: Damn you have to read the boringass Shakespeare.
Person 2: Yeah, and yesterday she was watching some "Hot Pool Scene" video. Gayass Paden.

by DefinerOfDefinitions1111111111 February 20, 2020