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Satan's Paradox

when you cannot enter or a exit a store, usually one in a mall that has small store spaces, dude to the fact that there groups of people standing in every aisle.
I wanted to buy something from hottopic but the store was so damn small, fucking satan's paradox got to me and i just left.
by kelto December 27, 2008
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Paradoxic

1. A word used to define something which has anti-stereotypical, ironic, or contradictive qualities.

2. An indie band from Wolverhampton, UK who have several amazing songs and gig on a regular basis around the midlands area!
1. If you're a pig and you snort cocaine, that's paradoxic.

2. "Hey, have you heard of paradoxic?"
"Yeah, I went to their gig last week"
"Oh cool - I've only heard them on myspace"
"oooh, what is it, i can't find it?"
"www.myspace.com/paradoxictheband"
by AgzOrns March 12, 2009
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The Newman Paradox

The way by which you can both be working and procrastinating at the same time.
Newman- I'm in my friend's room "doing work." And by doing work I mean procrastinating. And by procrastinating I mean doing work.
Jill- Good job, we'll call it the Newman Paradox.
by knightviper56 November 29, 2011
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paramour

A significant other, i.e. boyfriend or girlfriend, that resides in your home. Unmarried persons that live together.
He is not my husband, he is my paramour.
by BeckyAH October 25, 2006
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paragon

"For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon"
by seesaw9 February 3, 2019
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Paramore

A pop band that has mistakenly been labeled "punk rawk." A load of emos that picked up guitars and microphones and only got their break because of a female lead singer, as if female rockers never existed before (ahem, Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks, etc). Their career revolves around their singer, Hayley Williams. Just another Pop band that a bunch of naive kids listen to in order to feel emotional, deep, and emo... even though Paramore's lyrics don't go deeper than shallow breakups and even more shallow heartbreak. Their image matters more to them than their music's quality, which is also poor. Going without saying: DON'T LISTEN TO PARAMORE.
Naive Kid 1: Paramore's the best band ever, they're so punk rawk!!
Smart kid 1: Honey, time to get a life. And a taste in music.
by Anything Goes Tonight October 24, 2010
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PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX

You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular
catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly
level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she.
Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.
INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.

IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"

IB1:"PSP?"

IB2:"PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX.She's on her best behavior...until she moves in.Then
the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."
by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006
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