Love Paradox

A boy or girl you have a crush on but literally HATE.

I don't know how I feel about Martin he is such a Love Paradox!

by TheRealRandom August 7, 2018

obesity paradox

A term often used by fat fucks to explain being fat is healthier than going on diets.

10/10 alpha male: What the fuck dude, you should work out and go on a diet like I did 5 years ago. I lost so much weight, I now have abs & bitches.

0/10 beta fat fuck: Fuck off dickhead, have you never heard of the obesity paradox? I have a much better & healthier life than you. I can hide the remote in my tummy and my wife washes my dick for me once every 2 months.

by 1010alphamale May 31, 2018

hospitality paradox

A theory when hospitality/friendliness and privacy never go hand in hand

Hotel's room service is the perfect example of hospitality paradox: Imagine when you're experimenting with sex and your room service rang the bell: you'll be panicked since you're afraid they report you for indecent behaviour

by Sir. B February 21, 2021

plummer's paradox

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.

Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."

by jowjow November 4, 2013

The DiCaprio Paradox

DiCaprio never wins an oscar, no matter what he does.

DiCaprio creates 49 clones of himself and each of his clones and he himself are all nominated for an oscar. All 50 DiCaprio's show up and they are the only ones at the academy awards. Still, DiCaprio will not win an oscar. It will go to someone else. That, is the DiCaprio Paradox.

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X August 6, 2014

Trotsky's paradox

In short, when a word becomes confused with another word and eventually takes its place

The word 'nice' is a good example of Trotsky's paradox

by Skittles2006 August 28, 2017

Lidia bogdonovski paradox

Where someone named Lidia Bogdonovski starts to randomly sing, it can happen for his/her god-like name.

This plant has a name that reminds me of the lidia bogdonovski paradox

by Doron israel April 27, 2021