putintayna

When your sitting on your front porch stargazing and your friend from Oregon comes over with a fish hanging off her nipple ring like catnip but your hungry so you fry the fish while It’s still attached to her nipple and it burns the little airs off her Areola

Hey Pierra while them fifty cats be tryin to jump up On that fish that be hanging from your nipple . IM HUNGRY ... I’m lighting that shit up with this here lighter and we gonna have is some suppa. Me and you gonna enjoy this putintayna

by Dump 2 May 28, 2021

Putin-em on

When you say you’re not going to do something but do it anyways.

I told everybody I wasn’t gonna invade but I was just Putin-em on.

by TokyoGhoulie93 February 27, 2022

Putin

Bald man that gets no bitches

Putin: I’m going to start ww3
Everyone: No bitches

by Amongusinreallifesussus February 28, 2022

Putining

When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.

“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”

by gman6020 March 3, 2022

Putinski

noun

1. A person engaged in thinking or speaking out loud only Kremlin approved thoughts.

2. A petty dictator immitating another petty dictator.

3. Putinskied (past tense) A person that can no longer think non-Kremling approved thoughts.

4. Putinskis; a group of people that argue against all reason, evidence and logic that only putinskied thoughts are correct.

Verb.

1. Putinization; the process of making a general population completely unable to think non-Kremlin approved thoughts.

1. "No it is the west that has forced the east to invade a peaceful democracy by being very disagreeable"

"Yup, you've been totally putinskied." *shrugs*

2. "Dear daughter, I know you told me about attacks on your country and you sent me images of devastation but I don;t think they want to harm you. They are good people on a peace mission these soldiers. All the neighbours agree with me."

"Dear mother, you and your neighbours are a victims of putinization and unfortunately you turned in to just a bunch of putinskis."

3. "You watch out for that Lukashenko!"
"He's just another Putinski!"

4. "They want to conquer us and enforce strict putinization!"
"They can try but all they will get is this finger ! "

by Geek With A Knife March 4, 2022

putinalysis

1) the science of trying to explain an autocrat's intentions and mindset after an event that brings into question whether that autocrat is acting rationally

2) a tendency to weak or delayed action amongst states responding to a nuclear-armed aggressor state that creates an intentional international conflict

1) Vladimir Putin's statements during his televised meeting with his security council last night triggered extensive putinalysis amongst Western opinion media and government officials.

2) NATO appeared putinalyzed after Poland offered to transfer its MiG-29s to Ramstein airbase for onward transfer to Ukraine.

by Slava_Ironii March 22, 2022

monkey puttzing

random activities with no reason or defined outcome that passes the time pleasently

I spent 20 minutes monkey puttzing at work when I should have been trying to find the right wording for a report.

by murryxramone June 22, 2011